Golf instruction is about more than lessons. It’s tradition, etiquette and undisputable facts of the game, all of which must be recognized as being part of the package. At Over The Top Golf®, we want to highlight some of the situations you’ll inevitably encounter.
It is a known fact that the more expensive the golf ball, the greater it’s attraction to water.
Your best round of golf will be followed almost immediately by your worst round ever. The probability of the latter increases with the number of people you tell about the former.
The higher a golfer’s handicap, the more qualified he deems himself as an instructor.
Every par-three hole in the world has a secret desire to humiliate golfers. The shorter the hole, the greater it’s desire.
Palm trees eat golf balls.
A group you accidentally hit into will always be bigger than anyone in your group.
All 3-woods are demon-possessed.
Golf balls from the same “sleeve” tend to follow one another, particularly out of bounds or into the water.
Golfers who claim they don’t cheat, also lie.
A golf match is a test of your skill against your opponent’s luck.
The shortest distance between any two points on a golf course is a straight line that passes directly through the center of a very large tree.